SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWERS

Just had to share a hilarious comic blog I just came across: SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWERS. Here's a sample that had me laughing so hard I cried:

Here's the description:

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: In-flight flight

Being able to soar through the air still won't save you from recycled oxygen and endless stories from complete strangers. Known as the "Cabin Sparrow," this so-called power lets you fly, but only within the confines of an airplane. At least you can leapfrog the beverage cart when explosive diarrhea strikes at 30,000 feet.

Maybe the power just appeals to me because I fly so much.

All the funny SS's got me thinking about SUPERUSELESS IT SUPERPOWERS! How about

Nine-Track Magtape Vision

Able to read data of a 9-track magnetic tape with your own eyes -- albeit at 1 bit per second!

Let me know what SUPERUSELESS IT SUPERPOWERS you'd like to have.